Strange Sound In Stockport Area At Night

Hello.
It's been ages since anyone has written on here. Sorry about that.

You know, it was about this time last year that Mr Mike Thorpe of teamfishcake went trawling through the list of statistics that we get from our lovely website. As most people know, it's possible to find out how people came across your website. Everytime a new (or regular!) reader searches for something on Google and they then click through to our website, we can see what they searched for.

This is useful to find out how people find our website. It's also useful to find out ways that people aren't finding out website, so we know we need to change something.

It's also quite entertaining because you get to see people searching for some really very strange things indeed. I've dredged up a few examples I found from the thousands that have been recorded over the last year, which I have split into sections.

Unnatural Things

asparagus kettle
winged gay wolf
czech family says they've got a rabbit with three knobs
Inside out gay lizards
genuine moon cheese

Searches in the form of a question/Research/People Looking For help

what is the strange sound in stockport area at night
my rover 416 won't start
how to open a packet of crisps upside down
i want to make sentences with the word crust grunt
trees that are psychologically good [as opposed to ones that are psychotically bad?]
there's a horse in my bathroom - help
do formula 1 drivers go for a wee in their cars
how difficult is medicine, chat rooms [maybe this was Hugh Laurie researching?]
why is my toy car is moving on its own even though the battery is dead
is spock half nun?

Bum related - There's always lots of these

anatomy of a fart
trousers down animation
daniel bum hole
how to breathe with eggy farts
fart noises around the world

Medical Complaints - Or things that sound like they should be

fridge cu*ting
her bladder in fear
what happens if I ate too many apricots
noisy diarrhoea

The Sexual - Tons of these, but most are too depraved

just let me touch it with the tip
girls whipping horses
bergerac strippoker
piss fucking
masturbating into his shoes
flashing knickers in church
superman fucks into sky [There are loads related to superman doing odd things - including one searching for 'superman credit card fraud']

Wardrobe Related - Someone was constantly searching for stuff about wardrobes, so it gets its own category

inside wardrobes
people inside warbrobes
i climbed inside my wardrobe
what are wardrobes made out of
wardrobe hitler jug

People who found our site in an unlikely manner

pedigree chum coupons
toy cars that turns flat down & goes up itself [Is this the worst possible way to explain Transformers?]
buy some knickers with musical notes on
shed plinths

The surreal - I don't even know what these people wanted

my other brick is...
lady with two jugs on the path
leek humour
humour parcel
children eat spider goat died
funny writings in knickers

People trying to start a conversation with Google

can I call you back?
how is david?
hello?

The psychologically unhinged

you don't know how much I have been through I nearly died
how to control murderous thoughts
aids fishcake
daddy i am your bitch



See you next year!