The Day Mr John Died

In a follow up to 'The Days I Nearly Died', Mr John writes about the times he too came perilously close to death.

Read The Day Mr John Died, which tells the tale of the THREE, count them, THREE times Mr John has almost been assainated by his special "friend".

"Did I mention Gaz gets bored easily? You know short-attention spans? His is cosmic. He could lose interest in the middle of a car crash in which he might be involved"