Egyptian Man Who Died From Farting

Yes. "Egyptian Man Who Died From Farting".

One of the phrases that someone searched for to end up at teamfishcake.co.uk.

One of the great (but geeky) things about analysing web stats is the collection of truly, truly bizarre, bizarre keywords and other things people use to get to the site. Somewhere on our site there are pages with certain combinations of words. They don't have to be in the correct order, but in this case, Louise's "World O' Guff" article contains the word "Egypt", "Man", "Farting" and "died". Although they're not in the same sentence, they do all appear on the same page.

So, here's a collection of my "favourite" phrases people have used to find our site in the last 6 weeks:

"hemmorhoids" (95 visits!)
"fucking competition" (13 visits)
"megabladder supping" (7 visits. Yuk.)
"santa catapult" (2 visits)
"if both your ears were on the same side of " (...I don't know if the stats program just cut that off)
"pig buggery"
"aquarius washing machines are shite"
"billy connolly manhole cover"
"bum party"
"dream about a door that doesn't close what does it mean"
"finger of fudge actor"
"geoff capes divorce"
"painful lump in my anus"
"pissing water out of my arse"
"quicksand tennis"
"scary christmas bum bum"
"surreal typewriter"

There are hundreds, hundreds more.

People scare me.